How to get out of writing Narratives

“Mum I feel sick”. “Are you pulling a Sickey,if you’re pulling a Sickey you’re going to school”. “But I really feel sick”. “you’re going to school Tom you can’t miss any more school”. “But I Feel really crook”. “DONT MAKE ME CALL YOUR FATHER!!” “I feel better now I think I’ll go to school”. So there I was walking to school because Mum didn’t want to drive me,on the way to school I thought about how to get out of writing a Narrative my first idea was to spike the teachers coffee with some of Dad’s Johnny Walker black label whiskey and maybe he’ll forget about the Narratives,but if that doesn’t work,I could tell the teacher that I needed to go to the toilet and do a runner,just when I’d finished making my cunning plan to get out of writing Narratives I got to school 10 minutes late,when I walked into my classroom Mr Dereks said “you’re late” Tom replied “Sorry Mr Dereks my Mum made me walk to school because we had an argument.” “Oh ok just don’t be late again”. replied Mr Dereks.This was it my first plan was starting to come into place,I just needed a distraction, “Hmm Oi Leon” “Yeah”? Leon replied “I’ll give you fifteen dollars to fire a spitball at Mr Dereks” Tom said “Make it 20 and its a deal”Leon bargained “Fine” Tom said handing Leon the note 5 minutes later,Leon loaded his straw with a spitball,he lined Mr Dereks up and ..... the bell rang,great Tom thought sarcastically,now I’m going to have to hope that the teacher has a coffee with his lunch and brings it to class,Tom walked out of the classroom to lunch Leon was beside him and said “Bummer, sorry mate no refunds”.Tom pulled his lunch box out of his bag,no sooner a bully confronted him and forced Tom to give him the bottle that contained the whiskey from his Dads spirit collection,Tom thought to himself well thats the coffee spiking idea gone,looks like I’m going to have to rely on my 2nd plan,Just as he said that a drunken bully staggered past cursing at the school kids.Toms heart was beating rapidly,he prayed to himself “Please Lord don’t let me write a ....Narrative!,the bell rang for the end of lunch,Tom walked back into class, He sat down at his desk,Mr Dereks was explaining what had to be in the Narrative,and Tom put his hand up “Yes Tom What is it” Mr Dereks said “I need to go to toilet Tom replied “Ok but make it quick”.So off Tom walked to the toilet and he was deciding to do a runner or not but then he really did need to go to the toilet so he went and just when he was about to do a runner Mr Dereks came out and said “Finished? it took you long enough”.Mr Dereks said “Sorry Mr Dereks” Tom replied.both of Toms plans had been foiled,although he hated thinking about it he knew he was going to have to write a Narrative,he walked into his classroom and he found two sheets of paper,an eraser and a pencil.







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